Archive - Yesterday's Horoscope

Achoo, You Lose

One simple lesson.

Jul 1

June 2025

Time Machine: Escalators and Sandals

But never at once!

Jun 3

May 2025

Released Your Inhibitions

🎵Feel the rain on your skin!🎵

May 6

April 2025

A Simple Twist of Pain

Migraine brain.

Apr 1

March 2025

Time Machine: Some People Fear

Mar 4

February 2025

Are You There God? It’s Me, Precor.

Speed walking your way to hell.

Feb 5

January 2025

Sadness as a compass.

Jan 7

December 2024

Girls Just Wanna Use Props

🎵You wanna be the one who walks in the suuun🎵

Dec 4, 2024

November 2024

Time Machine: High Fantasy Intellectualism

A big win for the daydreamers.

Nov 5, 2024

October 2024

Unseasonably Scary

Do you remember? Gettin’ real terrified in September?

Oct 1, 2024

September 2024

TIME MACHINE: As-i-nine If You Want To

You would cry toooooo if it happened to you.

Sep 3, 2024

August 2024

Pickleball Problems

& Peachy Pleasures

Aug 6, 2024

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