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Weight Expectations
Pip Pip!
Apr 2
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March 2024
Hoax Depot
And a ruined back to boot.
Mar 5
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February 2024
Twerky Sopissedoff
A brother in umbrage.
Feb 6
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January 2024
Ebenezer You
🎵There’s nothing in nature that freezes your heart like forgetting what that Guardian article said. 🎵
Jan 2
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December 2023
Flagrant Fragrance
Brought to you by O. Henry.
Dec 5, 2023
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November 2023
Getting Checked
by mates :(
Nov 7, 2023
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October 2023
Crime of Transaction
Virgo, in the snake cage, with the candlestick.
Oct 3, 2023
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September 2023
Age Is Just a Cousin
But no feud will keep this cousin at bay.
Sep 5, 2023
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August 2023
Bimbo Akimbo
Your blocked meridians wear mesh.
Aug 1, 2023
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July 2023
Meditation Malpractice
Scratching an itch can’t always make us less itchy.
Jul 4, 2023
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June 2023
Remembering Your Aunthood
Oh, that’s right. You’re an Aunt.
Jun 6, 2023
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May 2023
Technicolor Scream Throat
Regression, rage, & performative regret.
May 3, 2023
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