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Weight Expectations

Apr 2

And a ruined back to boot.

Mar 5

Twerky Sopissedoff

A brother in umbrage.

Feb 6

🎵There’s nothing in nature that freezes your heart like forgetting what that Guardian article said. 🎵

Jan 2

Flagrant Fragrance

Brought to you by O. Henry.

Dec 5, 2023

Getting Checked

Nov 7, 2023

Crime of Transaction

Virgo, in the snake cage, with the candlestick.

Oct 3, 2023

Age Is Just a Cousin

But no feud will keep this cousin at bay.

Sep 5, 2023

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Scathing advice to a singular Virgo about the month that's already happened.

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